TheCraftyHedonist

Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!

Sacramento, California
| 5,546 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars

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Announcement    Hello my geeky monster lovers!
As I'm sure most of you know by now, Etsy is raising it's fees and such, and so I'm going to have to raise the prices on most of my listings to counter it. It won't be anything too great, but I wanted to let you know that if you're on the fence about making a order, now's the time to get it before the prices go up, which I'll be raising the prices at the end of April. If you're working with me on a commission, don't worry, this doesn't affect it. Thank you everyone for your kindness and understanding. With your support, this store is able to sustain me as a full time job, so I can continue to make sexy art for all of you wonderful monster lovers <3

Announcement

Last updated on Apr 18, 2022

Hello my geeky monster lovers!
As I'm sure most of you know by now, Etsy is raising it's fees and such, and so I'm going to have to raise the prices on most of my listings to counter it. It won't be anything too great, but I wanted to let you know that if you're on the fence about making a order, now's the time to get it before the prices go up, which I'll be raising the prices at the end of April. If you're working with me on a commission, don't worry, this doesn't affect it. Thank you everyone for your kindness and understanding. With your support, this store is able to sustain me as a full time job, so I can continue to make sexy art for all of you wonderful monster lovers <3

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About TheCraftyHedonist

Sales 5,546
On Etsy since 2017

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Last updated on Oct 6, 2017

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Last updated on May 11, 2022

Frequently asked questions

Custom and personalized orders

I'm happy to do custom colors! Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Time permitted, I can do commissions for original designs, but they will get expensive since I would have to make a new sculpt and mold for your piece.

Care instructions

Hand wash with a silicone safe toy cleaner (or fragrance free, body safe soap). Be sure to rinse properly.
Do NOT use a silicone based lubricant (silicone bonds to silicone)- use a water based lubricant.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All of our orders are sent in a discreet box, and all pieces come in a heat sealed bag for the sake of sanitation with a card detailing care instructions