The idea for "Uncensored" grew from making soap as a hobby during the 2020 global quarantine. We basically chose to pick up a soap making kit because they were sold out of puzzles at our local craft store. Initially we gave our creations away as gifts, labeling them with funny and uncensored statements to take the edge off of scary times. On the encouragement of many friends and family, we turned our hobby into a business. Since then, we took a break from Etsy to build our business into a full time job with a physical store front in downtown San Marcos, TX. We're excited to have a presence again on Etsy with improved "uncensored" labeling, a collection of our best selling soap and a gift exchange game that will stun even the surliest sailor. Those uncertain times may behind us, but the fuckery continues and we all still need to wash our fucking hands. Why not do so while engaging in some uncensored tomfoolery? After all, it's more fun to come clean when you're a little dirty.



Fun fact: We handmake every soap on this site with plant-based, thoughtfully sourced ingredients you can pronounce. The two of us label and package every single order with our own two hands. Contact us with any questions you may have about the ingredients.

We invite you to enjoy our store for some uncensored soap labels you shouldn't bring home to mom and hope you have as much fun giving these away as we have had making them.

If these aren't for you - it's ok (it's fine, it's totally fine)! We also have a beautiful website where we sell our soaps and other products in the link below with classy labels; suitable for everyone.

Happy Gifting! Kevin and Michael