HangtheBastards

Fabric tapestries and wall hangings

Washington, D.C.

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Announcement    A NOTE on Christmas 2018 orders: All custom and not-in-stock orders need to be placed by December 10th at the latest. I may be able to do one or two more after that for a rush fee, so please message me for availability. In stock items (those with shipping times of 3-5 days as opposed to 1-2 weeks) can be ordered through the 15th.

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Last updated on Dec 3, 2018

A NOTE on Christmas 2018 orders: All custom and not-in-stock orders need to be placed by December 10th at the latest. I may be able to do one or two more after that for a rush fee, so please message me for availability. In stock items (those with shipping times of 3-5 days as opposed to 1-2 weeks) can be ordered through the 15th.

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About HangtheBastards

Sales 22
On Etsy since 2016

I like to sew. I like nerdy decorations. I decided to sew some nerdy decorations.

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  • Jessica Mailander

    Owner, Designer, Creator

    Hi I'm Jessica! I'm a Washington, DC resident with a love of all things nerdy so I'm testing out my design and sewing skills to see if I can put that love to good use. I do everything from start to finish. Take a look around and enjoy!

Shop policies

Last updated on Mar 7, 2017

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Last updated on May 11, 2022

Frequently asked questions

What if I don't want to hang the banner the way it is in the photo?

You can absolutely hang my banners in any way you want. You can frame it, for example, or get a more elaborate hanging rod. These display well in several different ways.

Why don't my buttons match?

I try to get my buttons from a local recycled craft goods store. When I buy buttons from there, they were donated and were going to be thrown away, so the bags and sets for sale don't always match perfectly. I try to make them match relatively well but can't make any promises. If you are very invested in having matching buttons please let me know and I can accommodate.

Custom and personalized orders

Custom orders can be exactly that--completely custom--so how they work depends on what you want. I am willing to make a brand new design for you from scratch, and the price will depend on how complicated it is. If you wanted something similar to what I've already designed but with certain changes or additions, I can make that work as well. The more detail you give, the more accurate I can be on time and price. I can make minor color or pattern adjustments to ANY design for no additional cost. I can combine two patterns together (any Ravenpuffs or Slytherdors out there?). I can create something one hundred percent new, just for you: another fandom, a sports team, anything! Use your imagination.

Why is shipping so expensive?

Shipping is high because of the hanging kits. They are very long, so that increases the size of the package which increases shipping cost. If the difference between what you paid and the actual shipping is more than $1, I will refund you the difference.

Care instructions

All banners can be washed on the gentle/handwash cycle and dried on low. They will need to be steamed or ironed afterwards. Any faux leather details should be covered with a rag before being ironed--do not put the iron directly on the leather.

What if I want a half-sized banner to be made full-sized or vice versa?

Great! Message me or send me a custom order request and I can definitely do that.

Will my item arrive in time for Christmas?

I do not control the postal service, so I can only get your items out as quickly as possible. I make no promises on items ordered after December 15th, but for those ordered before I will absolutely rush to the post office and get you the best shipping possible to make sure your items arrive on time. Anything ordered after the 15th is a gamble, and I cannot guarantee Christmas delivery.

Why are the processing times on some banners so long?

Some of the banners are in the shop currently, meaning when they're purchased I can ship them in a day or two. Others are made to order, meaning they are designs I carry but don't have on hand. I start making those once one is purchased, so it take me about a week to make them and get them out, sometimes a bit longer. Please check the processing times on any times before you buy. I can make rush orders for an additional fee if needed.