TheCraftyHedonist

Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!

Sacramento, California
| 5,535 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars

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Announcement    Hello my geeky monster lovers!
As I'm sure most of you know by now, Etsy is raising it's fees and such, and so I'm going to have to raise the prices on most of my listings to counter it. It won't be anything too great, but I wanted to let you know that if you're on the fence about making a order, now's the time to get it before the prices go up, which I'll be raising the prices at the end of April. If you're working with me on a commission, don't worry, this doesn't affect it. Thank you everyone for your kindness and understanding. With your support, this store is able to sustain me as a full time job, so I can continue to make sexy art for all of you wonderful monster lovers <3

Announcement

Last updated on Apr 18, 2022

Hello my geeky monster lovers!
As I'm sure most of you know by now, Etsy is raising it's fees and such, and so I'm going to have to raise the prices on most of my listings to counter it. It won't be anything too great, but I wanted to let you know that if you're on the fence about making a order, now's the time to get it before the prices go up, which I'll be raising the prices at the end of April. If you're working with me on a commission, don't worry, this doesn't affect it. Thank you everyone for your kindness and understanding. With your support, this store is able to sustain me as a full time job, so I can continue to make sexy art for all of you wonderful monster lovers <3

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Featured items

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Sidon

Sidon

$130.00

Void Maw

Void Maw

$150.00

Archangel

Archangel

$110.00

Nacht

Nacht

$130.00

Amphibian Pin

Amphibian Pin

$10.00

Ru'Shan

Ru'Shan

$120.00

Zompeen

Zompeen

$100.00

Gag On It Mount

Gag On It Mount

$85.00

Ganon

Ganon

$135.00

The Curse

The Curse

$115.00

Lycan Packer

Lycan Packer

$75.00

Archangel's Maw

Archangel's Maw

$120.00

Undertow

Undertow

$130.00

Abyss

Abyss

$105.00

Archangel Packer

Archangel Packer

$75.00

Hunter

Hunter

$120.00

Siha

Siha

$120.00

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The Crafty Hedonist

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  • asonnetfororpheus on Feb 15, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    Just arrived today, and I'm very happy with my purchase. The seller is also very responsive to messages. Would definitely purchase from this shop again in the future!

  • dj on Dec 10, 2023

    5 out of 5 stars

    I really enjoy this toy it came in a long side all my bioware merch!! I do wish the base had suction and a bit more spring shaft wise but I love it. Photo was pre use!!

  • Daniel on Mar 11, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    This sticker is very sticky. It hasn't fallen off of the thing I stuck it to and the colors are colorful. I have no idea how I ought to review a sticker.

  • Daniel on Mar 11, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    The toy has an unusual but very comfortable shape that feels great. The ridges around the base make it really easy to fit into a strap-on rig.

  • chauvels on Mar 4, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    I love it! Came in exactly how it was shown in the product pictures and I love the colors. Thank you so much!

  • Bun on Mar 2, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    My new custom dildo is awesome! The colors are even prettier in person, and I'm so happy with all the details. The seller was kind and thoughtful during the process of creating my custom dildo, and it turned out just the way I wanted! It's excellent quality, looks like a work of art (because it is!), and the firmness has just the right amount of give. It turned out better than I could have dreamed. In addition, shipping was fast and the toy arrived in a discreet, plain box. Thank you so much! :)

  • Vincent on Feb 27, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    Fantastic quality, thanks so much!!

  • Vincent on Feb 27, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    Fantastic quality, thanks so much

  • Vincent on Feb 27, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    Fantastic quality, thanks so much

  • M on Feb 21, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    Really cute and squishy, loved trying them out.

About TheCraftyHedonist

Sales 5,535
On Etsy since 2017

Shop policies

Last updated on Oct 6, 2017

Shipping

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Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment options

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
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Returns & exchanges

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Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.

More information

Last updated on May 11, 2022

Frequently asked questions

Custom and personalized orders

I'm happy to do custom colors! Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Time permitted, I can do commissions for original designs, but they will get expensive since I would have to make a new sculpt and mold for your piece.

Care instructions

Hand wash with a silicone safe toy cleaner (or fragrance free, body safe soap). Be sure to rinse properly.
Do NOT use a silicone based lubricant (silicone bonds to silicone)- use a water based lubricant.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All of our orders are sent in a discreet box, and all pieces come in a heat sealed bag for the sake of sanitation with a card detailing care instructions