Announcement
Welcome to your online source for the original Combat Garden Gnomes. These are the finest militarized lawn ornaments in the world. Accept no substitutes.
These are lovingly handmade in small batches as orders are placed. We're only listing a few at a time in order to make sure we can keep up with the demand, so if we don't have any of the particular pose you're after in stock, please check back. You can also follow Combat Garden Gnomes on Facebook for updates when we list new batches of gnomes.
The holidays are almost upon us! We are painting just as fast as we're able, to fulfill the outstanding orders! Many factors come into play, including handling time by the USPS once the gnomes leave our hands. We appreciate your patience!
In addition to the poses that are currently listed, there are always new sculpts in progress. You can see the works in progress here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/8050182@N06/6940850654/.
Stay tuned!
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Andrew on Feb 22, 2024
5 out of 5 starsPerfect Gnome for any mortarman or Special Forces Weapon’s Sergeant in your life! “Hang it!”
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wacktech2014 on Dec 28, 2023
5 out of 5 starsSecond purchase for a family member/marine vet who loves these things.
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Keith on Mar 18, 2024
5 out of 5 starsAnother very cool gnome, arrived quickly and safely. Thanks, Keith...
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Kelly on Mar 6, 2024
5 out of 5 starsThese gnomes Crack me up every time I come home. They are guarding our driveway.
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Kelly on Mar 3, 2024
5 out of 5 starsNobody has gnomes as cool as Thor. Everyone gets a big kick out of them guarding my driveway. Without words, they also say there are guns in this house. Pick an easier target.
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Michael on Feb 25, 2024
5 out of 5 starsIf the shit goes dooooown, you better be ready (if the shit goes down)
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cierasgarden on Feb 23, 2024
5 out of 5 starsLove this little guy! Makes me chuckle every time I see him. Item arrived very safely packed.
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Shawn Thorsson
Owner, Maker, Designer
A Navy veteran with a hopeless case of creative compulsive disorder, Shawn does all of the sculpting and writes all of the back stories for all of the Combat Garden Gnomes in between his various other projects.
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Maker Media, inc.
San Francisco, CA
Maker Media published my book. They're the company behind Make: magazine, countless Maker Faires around the world, and the growing global Maker movement.
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