This week's Featured Buyer is BUST magazine "Crafty Lady" Callie Watts, aka Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster fame. She's a crafty tastemaker, and we love her for it. She knows what she likes, and how she likes it. Her choices, as follows!

As the middle child of two sisters I would love to get three of these and take a sisters photo for the parents! My mom would probably cry.

My keys are on this right now. I love it so much I even wrote a song about it.

These are so good I don't even know which one is funnier. I am torn between Dicktard, Douchelord, and Twatbomb.

I have pretty much been dreaming about this bathing suit since I could swim.

I am a rapper that loves to rock heels; it couldn't get any better then this.

First off, I love hotdogs and tacos. However, the main reason I love this bag is because one of my bros has a term "got the green hotdog," which is when you wake 'n' bake or hit the sauce in the morning and immediately puke.

I am a huge fan of Trixiedelicious' plates; I think she is a genius. In my eyes though there are few things as funny as Wack Jacko.

I have been on a huge Betty Davis kick lately. Combine her and brass knuckles and I am totally enamored.

A hat instantly adds class. Since I am known for my classless acts I can always use a little boost.

Terrifyingly amazing.

Big love for this big heart; the color is so amazing in person and I tend to live by the bigger is better mantra.

I would look like the classy lady version of Flava Flav with this!

I have totally been there, and it totally is that small, jerk.

Some people find crazy endearing.

Few things can make a $2 beer look so high-brow.

Sweet Jesus, I love cupcakes, too!

Wear it if you'll ride it!

This puts the party on your pants. Adorable.

I have a friend who is really into hedgehogs right now. She would tumble for this.