thatssoandrewpaper

snarky stationery for the girls, gays, and theys

Seattle, Washington

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Last updated on Apr 7, 2024

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Lauren on Apr 17, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

It is a great card

You Blow This I'll Blow You Birthday Card

You Blow This I'll Blow You Birthday Card
Natalie on Apr 10, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Funny card, gave me a good chuckle.

You Blow This I'll Blow You Birthday Card

You Blow This I'll Blow You Birthday Card
Gena on Apr 4, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

So stinkin' cute! I am a little obsessed with these cards!

Andrew responded on Apr 7, 2024

Thank you for the kind words!

You Bet Your Ass I'm Proud of You, B*tch | Funny Congratulations Card

You Bet Your Ass I'm Proud of You, B*tch | Funny Congratulations Card
Sherry on Jan 29, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

I love these cards !

Andrew responded on Apr 7, 2024

Thanks so much!

Thank You a Shit Ton | Funny Thank You Card

Thank You a Shit Ton | Funny Thank You Card
Molly on Jan 6, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

High quality and perfect for my bachelorette thank yous!

Andrew responded on Jan 9, 2024

Thank you for the great review. Happy New Year!

Thank You a Shit Ton | Funny Thank You Card

Thank You a Shit Ton | Funny Thank You Card
Tamara on Nov 20, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great humor, quality and customer service!

A Thank You Card to Prove My Manners | Funny Thank You Card

A Thank You Card to Prove My Manners | Funny Thank You Card
Lynn on Oct 30, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Super fun and can’t wait to use them

A Thank You Card to Prove My Manners | Funny Thank You Card

A Thank You Card to Prove My Manners | Funny Thank You Card
bltesta on Apr 18, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Hilarious Card printed on high-quality paper

Happy Birthday You Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief Card

Happy Birthday You Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief Card
Megan on Apr 16, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Exactly what I was looking for.

Sex Diary | To All the Boy's I've Slept With | Body Count

Sex Diary | To All the Boy's I've Slept With | Body Count
SANDRA on Mar 2, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

It’s perfect! My man is going to blush so hard. :)

Andrew responded on Apr 7, 2024

Haha he better!

You Don't Look a Day Over Handsome AF - Birthday Card

You Don't Look a Day Over Handsome AF - Birthday Card

About thatssoandrewpaper

Sales 2,813

On Etsy since 2020

I like to drop f bombs... & you probably do to.

If you ask my parents, they will tell you that the first word out of my mouth was a bad word... and that they have tried for 24 years to get me to watch my mouth... but that ain't gonna happen anytime soon! My entire family is mildly conservative with their use of profanity and beliefs, this is probably because my parents & grandparents are on the older side for the typical 21-year-old (my pops is 65 and momma is turning 59 just like last year) and they somehow managed to get stuck with a mouthy, strong headed, opinionated, and *extremely* gay son! All jokes aside, they are very supportive and are banking on me as the kid that will pay someone to give them their sponge baths once they're a little (not much) older.

Anyways... How did I start That's So Andrew? I created my first product when I was 17. It was a line of candles that had funny quotes on them like 'Namaste Bitches" or "My Love is Like a Candle, If You Forget About Me I Will Burn Your F*cking House Down". When I was 19 I said holy moly... this SUCKS and shut down my business for a holiday and went to Thailand for 29 days. Why did it suck you ask? Well making candles was not fun and I have a VERY short attention span. So pouring candles was not something I wanted to continue to do! Back to Thailand, it was the best thing I ever did. I made a contact with a manufacture, ordered my first custom product and I haven't looked back since! Trust me when I tell you I have high standards... and would never sell you some cheap wish.com-looking product! I care about my quality & of course my customers!

Anyways there's a rant about how I got started or whateva, If I seem like your type of guy.. WELCOME and feel free to follow me on the gram @thatssoandrew_ | If you're a little offended, I am probably not the store or the person for you... but regardless, thank you for looking and tell your more morally loose friends all about my shop! Please and Thank You! <3

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That's So Andrew Apparel
That's So Andrew Paper
That's So Andrew
Fegler Mercantile
The Timeless Craftsman

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Andrew

Owner + Creator

The Andrew in That’s So Andrew. I create and design the products. I pack and ship almost every order. I do the marketing, book keeping, and anything in-between!
Grayson

Head Of Eco Awareness

Grayson currently studies Environmental Science and is working with me to source more sustainable packaging to reduce our carbon footprint.

Production partners

Apparel Printer

United States

This partner prints the garments.
Button Maker

OH, United States

They've helped us scale our button production capabilities.

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Candle Pourer

Graham, WA

They pour the candles.
Journal Printer

NJ, United States

They print and bind our journals with fancy machines that we cannot afford.
A Sticker Print Shop

MI, United States

Our sticker partner is a USA based supplier that specializes in sticker production. They also have values that align with ours and make the perfect partner paring.

Shop policies

Last updated on Oct 29, 2020

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Cancellations: accepted

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Last updated on May 11, 2022

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thatssoandrewpaper

snarky stationery for the girls, gays, and theys

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Have Your Cake & Eat It Too Birthday Card

Raise these Asshole Kids With - Super Funny Father's Day or Mother's Day Greeting Card

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Sex Diary | To All the PEEPs I've Slept With | Body Count Diary

Sex Diary | To All the GIRLS I've Slept With | Body Count Diary

Things to Never Circle Back To - Snarky & Funny Notepad

Sex Diary | To All the MILFS I've Slept With | Body Count Diary

It's Giving Attention Disorder - Snarky & Funny ADHD Notepad

Small Business Things - Snarky & Funny ADHD Notepad

Fuck It All - Snarky & Funny Notepad

ADHD Checklist - Snarky & Funny Notepad

You Better Work, Bitch! - Snarky & Funny Notepad

Ideas That Are So Fetch - Snarky & Funny Notepad

My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open - Snarky & Funny Notepad

Current Chore List Cause Family Sucks - Snarky & Funny Notepad - Mother's Day Gift

Weenieful Ideas - Snarky & Funny Notepad - Wiener Dog, Dachshund

Today's Plans to Cancel - Snarky & Funny Notepad

Per My Last Email - Snarky & Funny Notepad

Daily Gay Thoughts - Snarky & Funny Notepad - Pride Gift

Milf Thoughts - Snarky & Funny Notepad - Mother's Day Gift

Ideas That Might Not Suck - Snarky & Funny Notepad

Thing's Id Rather Not - Snarky & Funny Notepad

Don't Shit Yourself - Funny Father's Day or Mother's Day Greeting Card

Your Kids Suck I'm the Best - Funny Father's Day or Mother's Day Greeting Card

Funny Father's Day or Mother's Day Greeting Card

Raise these Asshole Kids With - Super Funny Father's Day or Mother's Day Greeting Card

Measure Up Dad Joke - Funny Father's Day or Mother's Day Greeting Card

Dad Jokes on the Nail - Funny Father's Day or Mother's Day Greeting Card

Daddy & Zaddy - Funny Father's Day or Mother's Day Greeting Card

Crushing that Dad Thing - Funny Father's Day or Mother's Day Greeting Card

My Favorite Parent - Funny Father's Day or Mother's Day Greeting Card

You're a DILF - Funny Father's Day Card

Thanks for Raising Me - Funny Father's Day or Mother's Day Greeting Card

Sex Diary | To All the Boy's I've Slept With | Body Count

Retro & Groovy Scorpio 3X1" Sticker

Retro & Groovy Pisces 3X1" Sticker

Retro & Groovy Libra 3X1" Sticker

Retro & Groovy Aquarius 3X1" Sticker

Not from the First Born | Funny Mother's & Father's Day Card