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  • May include: A green and purple skateboard deck with a graphic of a robot wearing a suit and tie. The robot's face is made up of squares and rectangles. The text "Distorted Machine" is at the top of the deck. The text "Funky Business" is at the bottom of the deck.
  • May include: A green, purple, and yellow skateboard deck with the words "Defeated Machine" printed on it.
  • May include: A purple, green, and yellow skateboard deck with a graphic design featuring abstract shapes and a small yellow sticker with a crescent moon and a bird design.
  • May include: A green and purple abstract illustration with the text "Distorted Machine" on a black background. The illustration features a face with a large mouth and eyes.
  • May include: A green and purple skateboard deck with a graphic of a robot wearing a suit and tie. The robot's face is made up of squares and rectangles. The text "Distorted Machine" is at the top of the deck. The text "Funky Business" is at the bottom of the deck.
  • May include: A green, purple, and yellow skateboard deck with the words "Defeated Machine" printed on it.
  • May include: A purple, green, and yellow skateboard deck with a graphic design featuring abstract shapes and a small yellow sticker with a crescent moon and a bird design.
  • May include: A green and purple abstract illustration with the text "Distorted Machine" on a black background. The illustration features a face with a large mouth and eyes.
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MONKEY BUSINESS 8" Skateboard Deck

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Made to Order

Yes

The system got you feelin' like a corporate chimp? No worries. This primate understands the struggle. There's not enough sticky notes in the world to keep track of how many bananas this guys' been scarfing.

Deck width: 8.0" Inches
Deck length: 32" Inches
Concave: Mellow Concave
Material: 7 plys of premium, top dyed veneer, Canadian/American maple, cold pressed.

Designed by Austin Hodge and manufactured by BoardPusher, LLC. in Englewood, CO.

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What buyers say

“I am incredibly pleased with this board. The super slick design possesses striking and vibrant style that helps liven up my space. Ultra fast shipping and correspondence. Thanks”

Brad

Feb 13, 2026

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Price:$100.00

Shipping & return policies

  • Order today to get by Aug 1-12
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Ships from: Las Vegas, NV
  • Cost to ship: $44.85
  • Deliver to United States, 43215

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5.0

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5.0 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5

Brad Feb 13, 2026

I am incredibly pleased with this board. The super slick design possesses striking and vibrant style that helps liven up my space. Ultra fast shipping and correspondence. Thanks

Brad Feb 13, 2026

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DISTORTEDMACHINE
Austin Hodge
DISTORTEDMACHINE ·

New Mexico, United States

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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193 sales
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Listed on Jul 2, 2026
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