Our unisex tees are Comfort Colors 1717, a relaxed, boxy fit that runs a little large. If you like a closer fit, size down. The women's tees are Comfort Colors boxy crops, cut shorter and wider. Every listing has a size chart in the photos, so check your measurements before you order. Because each item is printed just for you, we can't swap sizes after it ships.

Wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print. Comfort Colors cotton is pre-shrunk and garment-dyed, so it softens and fades a little with every wash, the way a good shirt should.

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Every order is printed on demand and ships straight from our production partner in standard mailer packaging. We can't add gift wrap, but it makes a good gift for the person in your life who reads the news out loud at dinner.

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Billionaires Suck T-Shirt, Billionaire Rocket Money Satire Tee, Anti Oligarchy Political Protest Shirt

Name: Billionaires Suck T-Shirt, Billionaire Rocket Money Satire Tee, Anti Oligarchy Political Protest Shirt
Brand: PorcupinePressShop
SKU: 4604965439
Price: 24.49 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (4 reviews)

Price:$24.49+

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Highlights

Up, up and away with your money. A billionaire blasts off in his private rocket while his exhaust trail of dollar bills rains down on the little planet he left behind. BILLIONAIRE$ $UCK, with a dollar sign standing in for every S.

From The Porcupine Press, a weekly paper on American democracy and the craft of governing well.

THE SHIRT
Full design printed big on the front.

COLORS AND SIZES
Black and True Navy, S to 4XL.

SIZING
Comfort Colors 1717, a heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton tee, garment dyed for that soft, lived-in feel. Relaxed unisex fit; size down for a closer fit.

CARE
Machine wash cold (max 90F), do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low heat, do not dry clean.

MADE TO ORDER
Printed on demand by our production partner through Printify and shipped free in the US. If your shirt arrives misprinted or damaged, send a photo within 30 days and we will replace it.

THE PAPER
Free every Sunday: theporcupinepress.com/subscribe

Read. Lead. Serve.

Designed by Daniel Parker of The Porcupine Press with help from AI tools. Product photos are digital mockups, some with AI-generated models; print placement and shirt color may vary slightly.

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