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Last updated on Sep 29, 2026
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Nicole on Oct 15, 2026
5 out of 5 starsFantastic collar, great quality, soft yet strong material.the small fits my 15kg whippet perfectly
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Louise on Aug 4, 2026
5 out of 5 starsArrived quickly, well packaged and great quality. Thank you ☺️
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Etsy buyer on Oct 7, 2026
5 out of 5 starsGreat, thank you for all your help in reaching a clip that would work with my dog’s collar’s. Great customer service
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phoebe on Oct 2, 2026
5 out of 5 starsIt feels amazing very good quality and if your like me and your still on the hunt for a good harness for your dog that fits well the adjustable one is perfect
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Georgia on Sep 9, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI messaged Kate asking if it was possible to order a custom colour combination and she was very willing to make me something custom! For a made to order item it was made super quickly and I was surprised how soon it arrived after I ordered. I have been using it for a few days now and it’s great! Super practical for keeping all of my dog training stuff with me, and the colours really pop! Would highly recommend and will be buying more things from Kate in the future!
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Etsy buyer on Sep 1, 2026
4 out of 5 starsReally excellent custom dog bag. Exceedingly comfortable to wear (especially with my weird body shape)... I actually forgot I was wearing it, despite the weight of what I normally carry as a guide dog owner. Main compartment is spacious and the outside pockets accommodate Mollie's bowl, ID book, poo bags and treats. As a first iteration, it's excellent and has superceded my old bag as the firm favourite. I normally go through two iterations for custom dog bags so I am looking at what is needed and wanted for the final form. The only negative is that the water bottle holder isn't suitable for Mollie's water bottle (I can put it in the main section). It is fine for human water bottles. It is the only negative. I was a little worried the font and size of Mollie's name might be a bit too small but everyone saw her name just fine.
About AbsurdDesign
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4,995
On Etsy since 2017
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Last updated on Jan 12, 2019
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Last updated on
Aug 6, 2026
Frequently asked questions
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
Returns and exchanges on the following Absurd Design products will be gladly accepted:
Fabric Dog Bandanas
Fabric Dog Bows
Dog Poop Bag / Treat Holders
WaterCollars
RETURN POST
If the return is due to anything other than an Absurd Design error, you are responsible for return shipping costs. The buyer is responsible for lost items; a ‘signed for’ delivery method and proof of postage is recommended.
Products sent back for return that appear worn or soiled will not be refunded or returned. They will be donated to a local dog rescue charity.
Custom and personalised orders
Refunds cannot be given on items that have been personalised. Such as with your pet's name.
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