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May include: A bright pink t-shirt featuring a graphic of a cat in a tiger-striped onesie holding a disco ball. The text reads ON MY WAY TO MAKE THE VIBE WEIRD. The design includes silhouettes of dancing figures, a crescent moon, and a lava lamp.

Retro Disco Cat T-Shirt, Funny Slogan Graphic Tee, Quirky Cat Lover Gift

Sale Price $26.99

Original Price $29.99 (10% off)

May include: A light blue t-shirt featuring a graphic print titled Ultimate Frog Guide. The design displays a grid of various colorful frog illustrations with their names printed underneath each, along with the text Appreciate Respect Protect.

Ultimate Frog Guide Shirt, Vintage Amphibian Chart Tee, Frog Lover Gift, Nature Science T-Shirt

Sale Price $26.99

Original Price $29.99 (10% off)

Funny Sarcastic Retro T Shirt, Toodaloo Cuntaroos Shirt, Dark Humor Graphic Tee

Funny Sarcastic Retro T Shirt, Toodaloo Cuntaroos Shirt, Dark Humor Graphic Tee

Sale Price $17.23

Original Price $19.15 (10% off)

May include: A dusty rose Comfort Colors t-shirt with the text "I've seen some weird shit." features an illustration of two girls in dresses. A silver necklace with a pendant rests on the shirt.

Weird Stuff T-Shirt – Vintage Girls Graphic Tee – Sarcastic Retro Shirt for Women

Sale Price $27.48

Original Price $30.53 (10% off)

Xanax Anxiety Faces Comfort Colors T-Shirt , Retro Heavyweight Tee, Vintage Washed Graphic Shirt

Xanax Anxiety Faces Comfort Colors T-Shirt , Retro Heavyweight Tee, Vintage Washed Graphic Shirt

Sale Price $26.65

Original Price $29.61 (10% off)

Dog Personality Chart Shirt, Vintage Dog Portraits, Cottagecore Graphic Tee

Dog Personality Chart Shirt, Vintage Dog Portraits, Cottagecore Graphic Tee

Sale Price $26.99

Original Price $29.99 (10% off)

May include: A brown short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a painting showing a person resting in a chair near a fireplace with the text I'M FINE printed in gold letters above the scene. The shirt has a crew neckline and a relaxed fit.

Vintage Painting Shirt, Dark Humor Gothic Tee

Sale Price $26.99

Original Price $29.99 (10% off)

May include: A light green t-shirt with a graphic that reads "WEIRD GIRLS CLUB" in a green rectangular frame. The graphic features a woman wearing sunglasses and holding a drink. The shirt is paired with denim shorts and a cream-colored cardigan.

Weird Girls Club T-Shirt, Retro Feminist Graphic Tee, Unisex Statement Shirt

Sale Price $24.49

Original Price $27.21 (10% off)

Vintage Witch Silhouette Shirt, Gothic Halloween Tee, Dark Academia Style

Vintage Witch Silhouette Shirt, Gothic Halloween Tee, Dark Academia Style

Sale Price $28.62

Original Price $31.80 (10% off)

May include: A cream-colored short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of nine different bird species. The text "Stop staring at my TITS" is printed in dark brown above the birds, with each bird labeled by its common name below.

Stop Staring At My Tits Shirt, Funny Birdwatching T-Shirt, Vintage Bird Lover Gift, Birding Tee,

Sale Price $26.99

Original Price $29.99 (10% off)

May include: A gray t-shirt with a black and white image of a man with a beard and the text "VOTE BY MAIL" printed on it.

Vote By Mail Ted Kaczynski T-Shirt: Political Meme, Sarcastic Humor

Sale Price $22.10

Original Price $24.56 (10% off)

Toodaloo Cuntaroos Shirt, Retro Roller Girl, Sarcastic Funny Graphic Tee

Toodaloo Cuntaroos Shirt, Retro Roller Girl, Sarcastic Funny Graphic Tee

Sale Price $24.26

Original Price $26.96 (10% off)

May include: A black short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic of a brown tabby cat standing next to a hot dog in a bun with yellow mustard. Below the cat and hot dog, the white text reads: I deserve a microwaved hot dog.

I Deserve a Microwaved Hot Dog Shirt, Funny Cat Graphic Tee, Weirdcore Meme Shirt, Absurd Humor Tee, Silly Cat Lover Gift

Sale Price $27.89

Original Price $30.99 (10% off)

May include: Dark gray t-shirt with the text "MY LIFE IS TOTAL SHIT" and a graphic of a lamb. The lamb is white with a black collar and is surrounded by flowers. The shirt has short sleeves and a relaxed fit.

Dark Humor Lamb Shirt, Vintage Twisted Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Statement Apparel

Sale Price $26.99

Original Price $29.99 (10% off)

Sarcastic Police T-Shirt, Quirky Retro Graphic Tee, Funny Punk Statement Shirt

Sarcastic Police T-Shirt, Quirky Retro Graphic Tee, Funny Punk Statement Shirt

Sale Price $24.69

Original Price $27.43 (10% off)

May include: A light blue short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a person in a pink dress declining a martini offered by a hand. A speech bubble above the figure contains the text: OH, I DON'T DRINK. JUST DRUGS FOR ME. THANKS.

I Don’t Drink Just Drugs T-Shirt – Funny Retro Graphic Tee – Sarcastic Quote Shirt

Sale Price $27.48

Original Price $30.53 (10% off)

May include: Cream-colored t-shirt featuring a black and white graphic of a cat playing a guitar, with the text "MEOWTALITY" above and "LIVE FAST. NAP HARD." below. The design includes flames, a star, and a record.

Meowtality Rock Cat T-Shirt, Live Fast Nap Hard | Funny Punk Cat Graphic Tee

Sale Price $24.01

Original Price $26.68 (10% off)

May include: A charcoal grey short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic of an orange creature with a large yellow mustache and the white text "save the trees eat microplastics" printed underneath the character on the front of the garment.

Funny Environmental Satire T-Shirt, Save the Trees Eat Microplastics Graphic Tee

Sale Price $27.89

Original Price $30.99 (10% off)

May include: A charcoal grey short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic of an orange cat standing next to a stack of cement bags. The text "i eat cement" is printed in white letters above the cat. The shirt has a faded, washed-out appearance.

I Eat Cement Cat Shirt, Absurd Humor Graphic Tee, Vintage Style T-Shirt

Sale Price $27.89

Original Price $30.99 (10% off)

May include: A charcoal grey short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a blonde girl in a sailor-style top holding a doll and a red candy apple. The text "RAGE CONSUMES ME" is printed above, with red lollipops and watermelon slices below.

Rage Consumes Me Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Tee, Vintage Retro Girl Graphic T-Shirt

Sale Price $27.89

Original Price $30.99 (10% off)

May include: Dark grey t-shirt with the text "HANG IN THERE IT GETS WORSE" and a vintage illustration of a man giving a thumbs up. The shirt has a relaxed fit and short sleeves.

Sarcastic Humor T-Shirt: Hang In There Retro Graphic Tee

Sale Price $24.52

Original Price $27.25 (10% off)

Retro Alice Dorothy Tea Party Shirt, Dark Humor Graphic Tee

Retro Alice Dorothy Tea Party Shirt, Dark Humor Graphic Tee

Sale Price $28.64

Original Price $31.82 (10% off)

Ramen Wave Graphic Tee, Japanese Anime Shirt, Foodie Gift

Ramen Wave Graphic Tee, Japanese Anime Shirt, Foodie Gift

Sale Price $24.29

Original Price $26.99 (10% off)

May include: An off-white short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a vintage-style illustration of two children reading a book. The text reads: The Universe is made of MORONS, Is this bullshit too???, and It's all bullshit. The graphic includes a suitcase.

The Universe Is Made of Morons Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee

Sale Price $27.89

Original Price $30.99 (10% off)

May include: A charcoal gray short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a geometric cat illustration in shades of brown and tan. Below the cat, the text reads, "I am contaminated with radiation" in white, sans-serif lettering. The fabric has a washed, vintage appearance.

I Am Contaminated With Radiation Shirt, Funny Cat Graphic Tee, Weird Cat Shirt

Sale Price $26.43

Original Price $29.37 (10% off)

May include: A charcoal gray short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic of a brown rat standing in front of a yellow star. The text reads RATS SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STAR in pink and purple lettering, surrounded by small yellow star icons.

Rats Spelled Backwards Is Star Shirt, Funny Rat Lover Gift, Retro Graphic Tee

Sale Price $27.89

Original Price $30.99 (10% off)

May include: A charcoal gray t-shirt featuring a graphic of a child in a hat and polka dot skirt pushing a toy stroller with a teddy bear inside. The text reads, In My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised. The shirt has a crew neck and short sleeves.

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Shirt, Funny Vintage Graphic Tee

Sale Price $27.89

Original Price $30.99 (10% off)

May include: A charcoal gray short-sleeve t-shirt featuring the white text My pronouns are all/in with red and black card suit symbols. Below the text is a graphic of stacked red, green, blue, and black poker chips and five playing cards.

Funny Poker Shirt, My Pronouns Are All In, Vintage Casino Tee

Sale Price $27.89

Original Price $30.99 (10% off)

May include: Cream-colored t-shirt with the text "NATIONAL PARKS" above a graphic of trees, a globe, and plants. Below the graphic, the text reads "LET NATURE SPEAK". The shirt has short sleeves and a relaxed fit.

National Parks Graphic Tee: Vintage Nature Shirt, Eco-Friendly Cotton

Sale Price $23.87

Original Price $26.52 (10% off)

Communist Cats of East Berlin Tee, Funny Political Satire Cat Tee, Retro Kitty t-shirt

Communist Cats of East Berlin Tee, Funny Political Satire Cat Tee, Retro Kitty t-shirt

Sale Price $27.89

Original Price $30.99 (10% off)

May include: Sage green t-shirt with the phrase "I'M FINE" and a vintage illustration of a woman cooking with flames. A silver necklace with a pendant is on the shirt. A brown hat is in the upper left corner.

I’m Fine Retro T-Shirt – Funny Housewife Graphic Tee – Sarcastic Shirt for Women USA

Sale Price $25.06

Original Price $27.85 (10% off)

May include: Olive green t-shirt with a graphic of a raccoon wearing a cowboy hat and cape riding a snail. The text "OFF TO CAUSE A KERFUFFLE" is printed on the shirt in a serif font. The shirt has short sleeves and a relaxed fit.

Funny Raccoon Shirt, Off To Cause A Kerfuffle Tee, Vintage Animal Graphic T-Shirt,

Sale Price $27.89

Original Price $30.99 (10% off)

May include: A black t-shirt with a vintage illustration of various bat species. The illustration features detailed drawings of bats in different poses, including flying, resting, and with their mouths open. The t-shirt is a great choice for anyone who loves bats or Halloween.

Vintage Ernst Haeckel Bat T-Shirt: Dark Academia Halloween Tee

Sale Price $22.67

Original Price $25.19 (10% off)

May include: A cream-colored t-shirt featuring a graphic of a black cat eating ramen with an octopus on its head. The text reads RAMEN MOOD and NO THOUGHTS, JUST NOODLES, accompanied by Japanese characters, a red sun, and blue waves in the background.

Ramen Mood Cat Shirt, Funny Black Cat Ramen Tee, Japanese Vintage Graphic T-Shirt, Kawaii Noodle Lover Gift, Retro Foodie Shirt

Sale Price $22.49

Original Price $24.99 (10% off)

May include: A black t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a person looking up at a UFO abducting a business person. The text reads "Beam me up, This Place Sucks!" in a retro font. The design includes a computer, papers, and a briefcase.

Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt, Funny Alien UFO Tee, Retro Sci Fi Graphic Shirt, Vintage Sarcastic T-Shirt, Funny Space Lover Gift

Sale Price $21.59

Original Price $23.99 (10% off)

May include: A cream-colored t-shirt featuring a graphic of a vine of red tomatoes and a can labeled Pomodori Pelati. The text reads Pomodoro Mercato di Centola, Campania, Italia, Buon Appetito, and Est. 2024, with additional circular stamps.

Vintage Italian Tomato Shirt, Pomodoro Graphic Tee, Italian Market T-Shirt, Retro Foodie Shirt, Italy Summer Aesthetic

Sale Price $22.49

Original Price $24.99 (10% off)

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Last updated on Apr 26, 2025
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About PearlTShirts

Sarcastic Dark Humor — Vintage Tees

Sales 7,120
On Etsy since 2019

Sarcastic Dark Humor — Vintage Tees

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    Simla

    Owner

    With a background in fashion graphics, I create vintage-inspired designs shaped by real industry experience.

Production partners

  • Printify

    FL, United States

    They print for me.

Shop policies

Last updated on Mar 3, 2019

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Last updated on Dec 17, 2025

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Care instructions

Wash at 30 degrees please.
Wash it after turn into inside out.
Do not iron directly over the design.

Wholesale availability

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Shipping

Estimated delivery times:
For express cargo:
4-7 days to the U.S
2-5 days to EU

For standart cargo :
10-30 days to the U.S
5-20 days to EU

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