Perturbing tees that goes hard. The purposefully cringe gift for you and your brainrotted friends.
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Last updated on Nov 13, 2025
Reviews
4.9
(296)
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Kortnei on Oct 13, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI got this as a gag gift for my friend’s bachelorette party and it was a crowd favorite lol!! exactly what i wanted!
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About PerturbingTees
Sales
2,924
On Etsy since 2025
Production partners
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Printify
United States
I create the artwork and Printify helps create and ship the product as a supplier.
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Tapstitch
Los Angeles, CA
Tapstitch handles the complete fulfillment process, from the creation of the product to the package arriving at the customer's doorstep.
Shop policies
Last updated on Jun 2, 2025
Shipping
See item details for estimated arrival times.
Customs and import taxes
For US deliveries, Etsy policy requires that import duties and fees are included in the checkout price. Non-US buyers may need to pay these fees upon delivery. You can message me to confirm how these fees will be paid for your order. I'm not responsible for any customs-related delays.
Payment options
Secure options
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
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Returns & exchanges
See item details for return and exchange eligibility.
Cancellations
Cancellations: accepted
Request a cancellation: within 24 hours of purchase
More information
Last updated on
Dec 17, 2025
Frequently asked questions
Sizing details
Make sure to use our sizing guides found on every listing for the most accurate measurements :)
I love a VERY loose, oversized fit. If you're looking for that type of fit, I'd recommend sizing one up from your regular tee size (example: L -> XL).
Custom and personalised orders
Super happy to do custom / personalized orders! Send me a message and we can get to creating :)
Care instructions
• Machine wash at 30° (86 Degrees Fahrenheit AMERICANS I got you)
• Please DO NOT BLEACH, unless very necessary (big stain)
• Tumble dry low
• Iron at LOW TEMPERATURE and AVOID ironing the PRINT
• Please DO NOT DRY CLEAN!
Product printing details
• ALL our products use DTG (Direct to Garment) printing which is the highest standard of printing for small/medium prints (T-SHIRTS!!)
• Our DTG uses eco-friendly, water-based inks directly onto the fabric.
• Perfect for vibrant colors and graphics that are absorbed into the fabric and provide a soft feel (not that peeling off look/sensation)
Returns and Exchanges
Please ensure you very accurately measure yourself and go off the sizing guides provided! Returns & exchanges may not be tolerated for personal sizing mistakes.
• If you have a change of heart or don't like the purchase after the product has already begun production (usually after 24 hours since purchase), returns and exchanges may not be tolerated.
• ANY damage or issues pre-arrive and during shipping, please contact me and we'll sort it out :)