SelfAwareGoods

Denver, Colorado

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little gay criminal Tank Top | Minimal Green Square Text LGBT Pride

$34.95

FREE shipping

Queer Menace Die-Cut Magnet: Vinyl Decal for Protest, Pop-Art Defiance

$9.99

Homo Te Amo T-Shirt | Comfort Colors Pride Tee

$29.95

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Queer Menace T-Shirt – Fun LGBTQ+ Pride Tee

$24.95

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Self Aware Goods Logo Tee: Unisex Softstyle Cotton Graphic Shirt

$19.95

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Vintage Comic Tank Top: 'Can I Lick You?' Funny Sailor Shirt

$34.95

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Blow Me! Vintage Popeye Comic Tank Top: Funny Gay Comic Remix

$34.95

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Queer Menace! Magnet – Funny LGBTQ+ Pride Art, Fridge Décor

$3.95

Queer Menace Matte Canvas Art – LGBTQ+ Bold Home Decor

$21.95

Queer Menace! Planner, Undated Weekly (5.5" x 8.5")

$22.99

Queer Menace Spiral Notebook – LGBTQIA+ Pop-Art Journal

$13.95

Queer Menace Headband: Trans Pride Athleisure Accessory

$14.99

Queer Menace Tote Bag: Lavender & Gold Comic-Style Pride

$24.99

Queer Menace Sticker | LGBTQ Pride Vinyl Decal, Pop Art Laptop Sticker

$6.99

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Funny Candle "Light In Case Of" Emergency, Sarcastic Gift for Friends, Natural Soy Candle

$22.99

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Zig Zag Tote Bag – Bold Retro Rainbow Pattern | Dusty Oakhunt Collection

$24.99

Funny "Totes Books" Canvas Tote Bag: Eco-Friendly Reusable Book Lover Gift

$14.95

Reusable Cotton Canvas Grocery Tote: Eco-Friendly Farmers Market Bag

$14.95

Totes Hoarder Funny Cotton Canvas Tote Bag: Reusable Eco-Friendly Shopping

$14.95

Honey, Who Raised You? - Colorful Ceramic Mug (15oz, Microwave and Dishwasher Safe)

$14.99

Potions Tote Bag: Heavyweight Cotton Canvas, Witch & Wizard Style

$14.95

Spider Cotton Canvas Tote Bag - Halloween Witchy Errands Reusable Bag

$14.95

Bat Lover Cotton Canvas Tote Bag: Spooky Halloween Reusable Shopping Bag

$14.95

Hand-Poured Coconut Apricot Wax Candle: Self Aware Goods Logo, Reusable Jar (4oz)

$14.95

Funny Car Magnet: Self Aware Goods Vinyl Vehicle Decor

$5.95

Self Aware Goods Logo Sticker: Glossy Vinyl Laptop Decal

$3.99

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Announcement

Last updated on Aug 30, 2025

Welcome to my little corner of chaos — self-aware, punny, and probably a little gay. This is just the beginning: more designs, more product types, and more ways to carry your groceries and your emotional baggage are on the way. Grab a bag, stay tuned, and thanks for supporting an independent gay business!

And as a note, everything here is made-to-order, so I can’t accept “just changed my mind” returns. If your order arrives damaged or defective, that's different; reach out, I got you boo.

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Josh W

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5.0 (3)

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Alysia on Sep 27, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

I wanted a bag for coffeeshop trips with my laptop that was less pretentious than the New Yorker tote I've been using and decided I needed the zig zag tote bag. It's very vibrant and cheerful irl and the strap is long and sturdy. It's perfect! And I know I'm going to need that "totes hoarder" bag eventually because that's so real.

Zig Zag Tote Bag – Bold Retro Rainbow Pattern | Dusty Oakhunt Collection

Zig Zag Tote Bag – Bold Retro Rainbow Pattern | Dusty Oakhunt Collection
Erin on Sep 15, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Quick shipping, great product. My kid uses it for his books in the car.

Totes Books - Funny Cotton Canvas Tote Bag | Eco-Friendly Reusable Bag for Book Lovers, Libraries, School & Everyday Use

Totes Books - Funny Cotton Canvas Tote Bag | Eco-Friendly Reusable Bag for Book Lovers, Libraries, School & Everyday Use
Amber on Sep 1, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Tote is as described, hogh quality material, and arrived fast!

Totes Books - Funny Cotton Canvas Tote Bag | Eco-Friendly Reusable Bag for Book Lovers, Libraries, School & Everyday Use

Totes Books - Funny Cotton Canvas Tote Bag | Eco-Friendly Reusable Bag for Book Lovers, Libraries, School & Everyday Use

About SelfAwareGoods

Self-Referential. Self-Indulgent. Self-Aware.

Sales 23

On Etsy since 2025

Self-Referential. Self-Indulgent. Self-Aware.

Turning Puns Into Paychecks (Finally)

Why I Started
I spent years pouring my creativity into jobs where prematurely gray middle-aged white dudes cashed the checks. Now? I’d like to cash in on myself. If you’re going to buy a tote bag, a sticker, or a candle with words (or logos) on it, why not buy one from me?

What You’ll Find
Totes, magnets, stickers, candles, shirts — basically, self-aware little objects that say what you wish you could without having to actually say it. They’re sturdy, giftable, occasionally snarky, sometimes sincere, and always designed with a wink.

Where I’m Headed
This is just step one. There will be more designs, more products, and more experiments in creative chaos. If you’re into puns, pop culture, books, or supporting independent artists who refuse to be boring, you’re in the right place.

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Josh

Chaos Gremlin

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Professional Print Shop

United States

They print and ship my original designs onto high-quality products, helping me bring my original designs to life.