Magnet, "Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out"

Magnet, "Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out"

Magnet, "Based on my wardrobe, my favorite color is dog hair."

Magnet, "If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen"

Magnet, "I'd rather buy new Tupperware than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be."

Magnet, "I'm the MAN of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk through..."

Magnet, "A clean house is a sign of a wasted life"

Magnet, "Of course it buys happiness"

Magnet, "Dorothy taught us that all a girl really needs is a nice pair of shoes and a very loyal dog"

Magnet, "I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait. No. False alarm."