Frog Mustard: shitposting for your car - the weirdest stickers & magnets out there!
Frog Mustard makes weird stickers and magnets for people who refuse to drive boring cars.
We’re Alyssa and Brian, a husband-and-wife team working out of Washington State. Every Frog Mustard design starts as a dumb idea that makes one of us laugh, and somehow ends up on thousands of cars, laptops, water bottles, refrigerators, toolboxes, and other surfaces we’re probably better off not knowing about.
We started Frog Mustard in January 2023 after Brian broke his shoulder in a bike accident and the medical bills started showing up. We bought a sticker printer, started turning our weirdest jokes into vinyl, and accidentally created an entire business.
What began as two people making stickers at home has grown into a very busy little shop, more than 50,000 orders, and a whole Frog Army of funny weirdos across the country. It’s still just the two of us behind the scenes, though. We design, print, cut, pack, and ship everything ourselves—with occasional supervision from Marshall and our three extremely unhelpful cats.
Our stickers and magnets are made to hold up outdoors through rain, sun, car washes, road trips, and questionable decisions. All are made of the highest quality commercial signage vinyl and super strong magnets.
Most orders leave our shop within 1–3 business days. Custom orders, holidays, and especially busy drops can sometimes take a little longer, but we do our best to get everything out quickly.
Our packaging is plastic-free, recyclable, and kept simple whenever possible.
You can find even more designs, limited drops, subscriptions, rewards, giveaways, and extra-unhinged nonsense on our website: frogmustardstickers.com
TikTok and Instagram: @frogmustardstickers
Email: hello [!at] frogmustardstickers.com
Thank you for supporting our strange little business and giving our jokes somewhere to live besides our own brains. 🐸