It all started with a dream... a dream of peen...
THE SMALL PACKAGES CO. STORY
It all started with a dream. No, really! Well, kinda. After losing my full-time job as a graphic designer in 2020 due to Covid layoffs, I had been searching for a new direction for my career. I wanted to have complete creative control over something fun that would make people laugh. My very first thought upon waking on January 1st, 2021 was this:
I have to make fancy penis products.
That was a resolution I could get enthusiastic about! I scoured the internet for products like what I envisioned and found only regrettably tacky plastic junk (heh, junk, get it?). I knew I could use my skills as a graphic designer to create phallic-themed merchandise that was not only delightfully scandalous, but also sophisticated, attractive and high-quality for sassy folk who would find penis puns as delightfully hilarious as I do.
I started creating stationery products such as stickers and greeting cards, and the ideas kept coming (so to speak). I discovered molds to make penis-shaped wax melts and decided to try my hand at making candles as well. It was not easy, but I fell in love with the process of curating fragrances, designing the labels and, best of all, scheming up dick pun names for my products.
My hope is that my products bring you as much joy as they have brought me!