Whimsical, snarky, heartfelt cards & more...I say things you want to say.
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Kathleen on Jun 8, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThe quality from this seller is exceptional. Everything met all my expectations and it arrived so quickly. Also my communications with Steph further displayed how gracious, conscientious and responsible she is. I highly recommend her.
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Debbie on May 17, 2026
5 out of 5 starsReally nice card! Can’t wait to mail it to my cousin in Florida🤗. Arrived much sooner than I expected😃
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Sajeda on May 9, 2026
5 out of 5 starsthe item quality is good and it matched perfectly with description. it was a good experience overall and totally worth it
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Carrie on Apr 22, 2026
5 out of 5 starsgood product, reasonable price, quality seller, great transaction
About SnarkyCard
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A fun design that was inspired b/c we love unicorns! -
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We love cats. We love Star Wars.
Shop members
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Stephanie Contole
Owner
I am creative, full of love and mostly an open book. I am right brained yet organized & systematic at times!
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Rutherford
Customer Service
Rutherford is a rescue from the streets of MI. He lived an extremely rough 3 weeks on his own. He's snarky, vocal, gets what he wants and runs the show.
Production partners
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High quality printer
CA, United States
High quality printer who prints things we can't in house.
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A print shop
OH, United States
They make high quality, full color custom accessories
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A sticker print shop
NY, United States
They print high quality stickers!
Shop policies
Shipping
Customs and import taxes
Digital downloads
Payment options
Returns & exchanges
Cancellations
Cancellations: not accepted
Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.
Privacy policy
More information
Frequently asked questions
ABOUT
All greeting cards are created, designed, printed, folded and packaged by me with love and care!
Please read my about page:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/SnarkyCard/about
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OffCenterMarketing/about
A portion of my proceeds go back to local charities I volunteer at. My "WHY" is what fuels me.
SHIPPING
Please know, I cannot control 3rd party vendors (USPS, UPS, Fedex).
- Please find all info & costs about shipping under policies & in each listing
US SHIPPING (APPROX):
- USPS Letter: SNAIL MAIL now comes with tracking: 7-10 biz days
- USPS First Class 4-8 biz days
- USPS Priority is 2-4 biz days
- USPS Express is 1-2 biz days
INTERNATIONAL
- Typically, we have noticed international orders can take up to 3 weeks due to customs & location.
ITEMS LOST
- Please note, unless you purchase insurance we cannot replace lost orders. We will do everything in our power to correct.
OVERAGES
- ETSY calculates shipping. Please reach out, I will refund any overages from shipping.
REFUNDS & EXCHANGES
See Shop Policies and this varies per listing. Below are the cliff notes.
MADE TO ORDERS/CUSTOM:
- NO returns or exchanges unless the item is received damaged or incorrectly.
ALL OTHER ITEMS:
1. CANCELLATIONS:
- Not accepted due to already in production
2. EXCHANGES OR RETURNS
- Accepted as long as the product has not been used, washed or damaged. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
3. SH COSTS: Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs and any new shipping costs incurred. Unless the item is damaged upon receiving.
4. CONDITIONS OF REFUNDS
- If the product is damaged or incorrect upon arrival, I will happily refund or replace. Please send pictures
PRODUCTION & CANCELLATIONS
PRODUCTION TIME
- In house orders ship in 1-2 business days!
- Made to orders ship in 3-7 business days (holidays are a bit longer).
CANCELLATIONS:
MADE TO ORDERS: Not accepted due to them being in production
IN HOUSE ORDERS: These are made in house by me and I move VERY quickly. However, reach out and if it is not produced/etc, I will happily cancel your order. Please do not get mad if I cannot cancel it.
LOST ITEMS
Please know unless you get insurance, most 3rd party shippers do not refund your item. Unless you pay for insurance.
I am a small business.
That being said, please reach out. We can work together to figure it out. I am reasonable.
What if I am rude?
Not me, I am talking about you. 99% of you all are THE BEST! Truly. There's always those jerk apples in a bunch.
Mistakes happen. If you are rude, you won't get anywhere with me. Life is too short and let's be real, it's a card. And the customer is not always right, is that from the 50's?
Go to the beach or get some sun in your face, smell a flower, pet an amazing creature, hug a loved one..find balance and come back to me when you're cool. You dig?
Show me that honey! Honey!
Hugs, love and smiles!
CUSTOM ARTWORK & HANDWRITTEN NOTES
These items take time and care. Please note, it is the reason they are more expensive.
I offer handwritten note inside my cards, my penmanship is stellar.
BULK & WHOLESALE REQUESTS
Reach out for wholesale & bulk requests.costs.
WHOLESALE: This is when you want to carry me in your shop or ordering on a recurring basis
BULK: This is if you need a large QTY of my items. If you are not sure if it is a large order, reach out!